I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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