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I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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