Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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