that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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