sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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