i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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