We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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