Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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