The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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