what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I got inside last night via doggy door
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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