What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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