omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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