From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
do nipples grow back?
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