she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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