I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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