Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize