I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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