You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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