Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Who died my cat blue again?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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