so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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