i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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