This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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