I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
That was before I lit my hair on fire
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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