I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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