I hate your face
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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