Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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