Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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