instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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