How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
