my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
She made me pour olive oil on her.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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