My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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