Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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