I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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