playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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