I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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