I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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