you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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