party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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