Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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