your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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