So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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