people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Send help, water and tortillas.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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