I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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