You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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