is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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