you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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