I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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