So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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