I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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