You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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