im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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