Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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