i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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