My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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