Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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